Eff Yo Blog: Undercover Haters Inc.

I Don't Have All Damn Day

2008-09-27T22:22:00.000-07:00

Look, I'ma make this one short and sour. If your blog takes me thru page changes when I try to visit, then fuck that shit, nigga I won't be back.

You know those websites that fuck up your intent to browse by interupting your visit with a damn ad or some other shit that you're not interested in looking at while there.

Hats off to a nigga hustle to try to get some cash but give me a break.

Let it be known that my computer ain't the problem this is just real talk.

Young Black and Fabulous - the visit to your site should be a fabulous one, at least that's what the goal is so why the fuck when I click on your page, I can literally run around the block, come back, and my computer is still trying to load your page? Your site has V.D.

Once it loads, then the shadows come down and I need a fuckin flashlight to even view your content. That shit take a nigga thru too many changes, I don't have all day.

I stopped patronizing Cake and Ice Cream a few years back for the same reason.

If the navigation of your blog takes longer than 3 seconds for the meat to be seen then with all seriousness, fuck yo blog. Quit acting brand new and fix that shit.

Eminent Downfall.

2008-09-27T21:08:00.000-07:00

This video is one of the main reasons I dont fuck with World Star Hip Hop. They just seem to make me depressed w/the amount of COONERY they have on their site on a daily basis. Granted some of it IS funny, WTF do you guys do? Search the net hours upon hours and find the most ignorant shit you can? And make the world happy that they still see African Americans as Porch Monkeys?! Ya'll should join teams with Bossip and MTO. 3 coon sites together in ignorant bliss!

I usually would have ranted a little more but I felt a little less ranty and a little more, "I dont get it"-ty...lol

oh and p.s to the reader who commented on the last post "K"...Necole and Sandra havent "made it" cuz theyre being railroaded on our site, we just dont like them as bloggers or PEOPLE for that matter. If we knew who YOU were, we probably wouldnt like you either. Thanks.

BFF's AT WAR

2008-09-25T08:36:00.000-07:00

What do we have here? The two biggest crabs are fighting to get out the barrel. Necole "not Bitching bout nuttin" and Sandra Rose are in a feud over the Tiny scandal. I thought you were the best of friends? Sandra mad cuz Necole got the story first and Necole is like a deer in headlights. Will your scary ass call your crew to handle this shit too? My bad. You'll let your readers speak for you.

Sandra said "This type of foolishness is why some urban bloggers don’t get the respect that we deserve from the mainstream media. It’s always good to get hits to your blog. But I prefer to post subjects that bring quality hits to my site because my readers expect nothing less."

Ain't a damn thang quality about either site. They both post the same shit, commentary is boring and witless, and so much ass kissing you think you done fucked around and entered a celebrity fan site.

Both of you bitches dig a whole and bury yourself. Better yet, Necole get a fuckin clue. Lettin' the female version of Danny Glover own ya ass will seal ya fate as the Yung Berg of blogging. Sandra take 10 cent and buy a paper bag. I never wanna see your face in public again.

EYB Don't Do TWITTER

2008-09-03T18:57:00.001-07:00

-Collective Sighs-

Sorry to ruin your fun, but Eff Yo Blog don't fucks with Twotter (whoever on their perpin' is a Twot) , TUB, or any of dat shat. Don't sleep, our eyes are always on the street and our email stay filled with tips on who said what, and how dat shit was said. Be careful what your ass wish for cuz your wish may get granted.

Carry on copycat. I know you wish you could be a part of this. But you made one big mistake; your clownin' game ain't on a 5th grade level, let alone EYB. Go get your practice then try again. Plus, ya dumb ass not reading. The people you going after are lovers of the site. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

READ A BOOK OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Not sure who Kitty is but she need to be on her grizzie going off on a these wise asses coming at her head!

Highlighter Head Aint On Nothing

2008-09-03T12:58:00.000-07:00

Over-sized Oompa Loompa

Perez Hilton come up and get your award! Blogging is terrible and you are one of the main reasons. You kicked off your site by name jacking Paris Hilton, a known actress. That bullshit is so weak and unoriginal as fuck. Get famous off your own name and talent, not some shit you took from a female who famous off her daddy's name.

You stamping your name in pink or writing with your handy etch-a-sketch across every picture you find on Google does not make it yours exclusively! You get your shit like the rest of the bloggers. Stop acting like you plugged.

You are the most hated website in America. And its because you need to take down all them damn pictures of yourself all across the fucking site. You not a damn celebrity no matter how many Lewinsky's you give at VH1.

Has Anyone Found Waldo?

2008-09-03T12:37:00.001-07:00

Stop wasting your time. Looking for us is like searching for Waldo. For the record, throwing out random names is gonna cause probs most of your scary asses aint prepared to deal with.

For all you little brown nosers trying to say slick shit hoping we'll involve you, stop wasting your time. Bullshit ain't bout nothing and thats exactly what you are to us. NOTHING. Get a damn backbone and laugh like you want to instead of fucking up your knees, kissing ass, working for the cookie you been promised. You big and bad, talking big shit, whatchu waiting for?! DO IT!!!!!

We're SO Scared!

2008-09-02T20:34:00.000-07:00

I come online after hearing about all this bullshit going down over on Twitter and my first reaction was

First things first. I can give a fuck about Twitter, that shit is not my thing. It may be familiar to my comrades but I don't fuck with it. I am, however hearing all kinds of talk about somebody trying to dig around in order to find out who we are and I just have one question.

Just What The Fuck Are You Going To Do When You Find Out!?

You not gon do nuttin besides sit there and continue to blow steam out your nose like a pissed off bull. What you gon do!? Come FIND us?

Good luck with that.

We are Miss Taken, Miss Behavin and Miss Understood.

If you need or require more than that and you're itching to uncover our government names, then you're obviously wishing to make this something personal as opposed to good old fashioned online entertainment.

And trust me, that's not something you want to do.

So you felt the need to go blow for blow with us over the fact that my girls spoke the truth about you. That's fine, but what you campaigning for? What's the point of taking that shit on Twitter talking about we got too much time on our hands. Nigga, if you on twitter bringing this shit up then you the the one that got too much time on your hands!

You obviously wear your heart on your sleeve and that's unfortunate.

You, who profess to look down on blog beef.

Well guess what? You can keep sniffing around like a fuckin bloodhound if you want to but i'm just about to be real with you.

You seem to think that 2 of us are from the Urban Blogger - keep racking your brain over that uneducated guess. Remember though, there's a 3rd chick pimpin out the spot and i'm here to tell you, i'm not from Urban Blogger. It's not law for everybody to like you, so I could be anybody that you rubbed wrong.

You might want ta keep that in mind next time before you try to call out ya little punk ass goons to try dig up some dirt because you ain't doing nuttin but blowin smoke.

I never jumped on your back but you just made it real by coming at my team so

in a nut shell:

now what

Well Pin a Rose On Your Nose!

2008-09-02T13:14:00.000-07:00

Seems like my favorite person Necole has put on her investigative cap and done a little research and has come up with a conclusion as to who I am.

*crickets*

Great. While you're busy figuring out who I am and wasting time catching feelings over the TRUTH you should probably be trying to get invited to these parties you spend SO MUCH time blogging about. Because I know you werent there. Or maybe you should put a little effort into Originating your own posts and stuff. The funny part is everybody speculating on who I am is jogging down the COMPLETELY wrong path. Because even if/when I'm "found out" I'm still gonna say everything I'm saying right now because, it's still gonna be true. What are ya'll gonna do, beat me up in the streets because I said your weave was bad?

Carry on with the search and being all mad acting on Twitter.

The Servers Said Fuck Her

2008-09-02T12:38:00.000-07:00

Karma a bitch aint it? Our number #1 sticky finger bandit Necole "not Bitching about nothing" server has said damn that more times in the last two weeks then Blogxilla have washed his hair. Stealing post and writing about parties you didn't attend are a waste of server space and the servers weren't having that shit no more.

All the name dropping and high status, but you can't get people to donate? Too bad, so sad.
To all the people whose been robbed by Necole Stealey, enjoy the down time of getting credit for you own post while you can cuz' you know this trick gone come back with a vengeance!

Fly Guy? Not On My Radar.

2008-08-21T16:04:00.000-07:00

What I wanna know is who made you the expert on relationships? I mean really. You're over there spitting shit to people about what not to do, what to do to save a relationship blah blah blah. MY QUESTION IS, do you have anybody!? You're sitting here acting like you're the Dr. Phil of the blogging world. You and Blogxilla are just about on the same wavelength. I wouldn't pay you the time of DAY to school me on relationships and or how to keep a man.

My take on it is anybody that has THAT much information on relationships, etc and has nobody of their own to account for, GOT to be gay. I'm not so sure where you got the whole "fly guy" persona from but I've seen the slide show boo, you are the weakest link. You look hella regular to me.

Your bio states that you're a "highly sought after entertainment/lifestyle journalist", well guess what, Miss Taken is ALSO a published journalist for SEVERAL magazines, and I've never heard of you. If its that serious, you can google me, trust, it's there.

Lets not spit lies to the masses Dewayne.

Aren't We Feeling Ourselves Too Darn Much?

2008-08-20T09:30:00.001-07:00

6 bloggers meeting at McDonald's do not constitute a reality show. This shit was wack. The most interesting fact was finding out Gyant from SOHH is a Waymon and wears muscle shirts. Muscle shirts are out of season, and he of all people should know that. And he was a such a camera whore...but I guess he needs to be seeing that nobody actually reads his blog. I've never even seen the shit.

And this dummy, Nigel, sitting there in his blue blocker glasses trying to hide from the camera. He knew what it was before he pulled up next to the golden arches, so why get shy now. I'll give Lowkey a break because I've never heard of him, but I'll research him for a later date.

Xilla, didn't I tell you about that hair of yours! Now people can see why I had to heat that ass.

Necole, as always, was tossing her peroxide dyed, bogus lacefront. I'm glad she covered it with a baseball cap. The side were probably rolling up. And a YBF correspondent? Maybe it's because Natasha don't fuck with none of them. Like she's hot. There is nothing Young, or Fabulous about her ass either.

To sum it all up, the video consisted of 5 bloggers hating on 1 blogger because he got to kick it with So So Def while they were waiting in line outside to get in. Hi Haters! This video is a waste of server space. And speaking of originality in an earlier post, word is a blogger reality show wasn't NONE of their idea to begin with. The Urban Blogger idea jacking strikes again! Post info on that bitch at your own risk!

Bitch Please!

2008-08-19T16:14:00.001-07:00

Sandra. I thought we already had a talk with you. I'm guessing you didnt get the memo. Here it is again. NOBODY fucks with you or your site. And you have the nerve to make a posting talking about you will open registration and accept members ONLY if they have jobs!

Bitch you done bumped your head?!

The kids you banned are the ones who made you shitty ass site what it is anyway. Anybody with a real job wouldnt waste their company's internet space visiting you while on the clock or after for that matter. This hoe is saying that you MUST have a company email address to even register! HAHAHAHAHAAHAH. I wish a nigga would register w/their work email to your site.

I wish I or anybody would send your monkey ass an email talking bout what I/they do for a living just so they can leave comments on your late ass posts. Youve noticed that registration has gone and and it will continue to do so. You should be glad people still come to your shit. Dont nobody fuck with you.

Whenever you wake up from your dreams, make sure you let everybody know.

Fuck Who Ran It, Who Rocked It, or Who Looked More Bangin'

2008-08-15T22:24:00.000-07:00

This is for them damn blogs who have a habit of posting up copy cat fashion that don't nobody give a flying fuck about.

You know who the main offenders are.

YBF, Concreteloop and Bossip

Real talk. Do you really want to spend your time when on somebody's site, deciding who the fuck looked better in the same God damn outfit?

I don't know which one came up with idea to even dedicate a post to that shit first because that's neither here nor there. Bottom line is:

FUCK WHO RAN IT, ROCKED OR WHO LOOKED MORE BANGIN'!!!

I guarantee you, ain't none of them muh'fuckas you show casing up give 2 erect middle fingers about y'all asses.

Is the fact that you even felt like highlighting that they wearing the same clothes supposed to make them feel good?

Get outta here with that.

Y'all the copy catters for doing the same type of post, tryna switch it up with a title.

I hate that shit.

Nucca Please: Blogxilla

2008-08-15T20:35:00.000-07:00

I hope u didn't you were safe Xilla. LOL It was only a matter of time and ur time is up. The internet is a mufucka ain't it? It gives people the ability to think they're hot shit and got it going on, but I know better. U can write Cinderella stories until u (or ur balls) are blue in the face and I still wouldn't believe it. Cinderella my ass? More like the ugly step-sister b.k.a. the drunk fat bitch in the club who needed the 5 shots of patron to let you smash.

Manxilla? No man over twenty should be naming his dick. I got 5 on it that its a "kidzilla" if anything. I tell you what, since u got Cinderalla in your life, ask her fairy god mother to grant u a wish to the beauty parlor to get ur dreads tightened up before u make another picture or video. The fools takin ur advice gots to be virgin, pocket protector wearing nerdz whose never seen a part of the pussy. And never will taking advice from a scrub who writes all of his "sexual exploits" on the net.

I ain't trippin. To each its own. As a matter of fact. I got ya! Send me ur address to our inbox and I'll send you a lifetime suppy of vaseline and a couple of vouchers to my hairstylist. Don't say I ain't never did nothing nice for u! :-)

MUST BE 2 SIDES!!

2008-08-14T00:18:00.001-07:00

MediaTakeOut a.k.a the Black CNN, ya'll muthafuckas make me sick! Are ya'll a bunch of niggas over there talkin shit about your own race OR are you the "other" side using lots of the black vernacular to "relate?"

You talk so much shit about people, what they wear, how they look and I'm sure you're the spitting image of fucking Jason Voorhees yourself! From the way that you describe stuff you're either a fag hag, a tranny or a flamer! Ya'll steal people stories and report shit that aint true in the SLIGHTEST and people go on reporting like ya'll are the bible when majority of the time you're fucking dead ass wrong.

I hate your site and you "FRED", "FREIDA" or whatever the fuck your name is because you're full of shit and never show you're face (like the coons over at Bossip). You see the wildebeast that is Angel Laws a.k.a. Concreteloop stomps down the red carpet and she looks like somebody woke her up from a 100 year nap and said, HIT IT! And she has no problem doing that in an aluminum foil prom gown! FIERCE!!

I'm gonna do my BEST to find out who you are and believe, I have GREAT contacts in the industry. And when I find out who you are , you hiding ass loser, the whole WORLD will know.

Suck on that whores!

Bossip's Top Coon

2008-08-08T11:49:00.000-07:00

This one's for the puppet coon in charge of the posts over there at Bossip.

Your site is clearly run by a bunch of Ronald Reagan and Colonel Sanders' look-a-likes who've capitalized off of minority blogging under the name of Moguldom Media Group.

Why is it that your site claims it's "owners are private" when we know God damn well they some old white men who don't give 2 half turds about black entertainment and gossip.

So who's the coon behind the posts?

Why don't you have a screen name?

For all we know, your ass ain't even black, over there calling black legends "hoes" in your "Making it Rain On Them Hoes" and "Hoe, sit down" posts.

Who even came up with the dumb ass name 'Bossip' anyway?

Everybody that run thru over there shouldn't be so slap happy to snatch content off that mutha fucka 'cause the coon author is a faceless puppet who writes about what the white men tell him to.

Don't be fooled. We know who pulls the strings over there and that's why your bitch ass site just got it's card pulled.

NECOLE BITCHIE: I gotcha covered.

2008-08-08T08:57:00.000-07:00

Let me send a shout out to the biggest attention whore in the blogging world, Necole. HEY BOO.

I thought it was cute at first how your name was Bitchie. I thought you would be a real cunt. Turns out, you're not and your name is pretty much a front, like you.

I got you pegged you post stealin skeeze. Yeah, I've been doing my research and noticed a few things lately that I had to laugh at. You are stealin shit from Odara over @ GimmieTheGoodies AND K!tty Cee @ KittyFixDaily. I alongside a few of my folks saw it. I remember one time you were going off about how MTO steals posts, I guess the apple didnt fall too far from the tree.

I honestly dont believe you have an original idea in your mind. All your stories lately have been either links from somebody elses blog, or its a 2 word statement OR its a rundown of some sort of event that you wished you were at.

Besides all that. You're always striving for attention, much like the whores you down on your site. PussyCat Dolls must be your theme.."I wanna grow up, I wanna be famous..." Truth be told, I've seen you out in the "A" several times and had someone not pointed you out, I would've never noticed you amongst the other track-ridden, badly dressed bust it babys. I swagged right past you and you were probably one of the many who complimented me on MY outfit.

I got my eye on you, steal another post and I'ma pull your card. I got the info baby, dont sleep.

oh and Bobby...you lame as hell for wearing that t-shirt. But according to my friends from Clark, you've been that way since day one!

TARGET PRACTICE: Sandra Rose

2008-08-08T06:34:00.000-07:00

If u make Whoopi Goldberg look like Halle Berry u need to step away from the keyboard. Sandra is the biggest hater out. She dish it but can't take it. Thats why the registration to comment on her site closed. The truth hurts, suck it up. Think I'm bullshytn? UGMO knows she a mess. "I may look a hot mess, but I clean up nicely if I throw on a tight lacefront wig and a little makeup." Her words. Not mine. More like a little Sherwin-Williams and a whole horse.

SHOT OF REALITY:

shot one-Yo site not hitting on shyt.
shot two- The industry don't fuck to tough with ya, so u send ur photographer ass kisser out to do all the hard work.
shot three-Stay off Monica's ass. That is Rockos job not urs.
shot four.-Matter of fact ur old ass need to be trying to form a black version of the Golden Girls. Act your age and leave blogging to the new generation. Old geezer.
shot five- No one likes u. Ur own readers curse u out.

U drunk off hate, Miss Behavin' drunk off revenge. Eff yo blog called you out and so did Sandra Rose Is A Hater. Feeling froggy? I dare you JUMP.

KICKING DOWN DOORS

2008-08-07T18:02:00.001-07:00

*COMES RIGHT IN KICKING THE DOOR*

Miss. Behavin' is here to get the party crackin! I'm listening to my motivation on my IPOD so ya bitches better be ready. Like Buck said
"IM RAW, SPELLED BACKWARDS THATS WHAT IM GON BRANG"
It's WAR time. Start diggin your trenches. 2 many bloggers out here fronting but those days are ova! Tremble in ya boots because I got eyes everywhere and u muthafuckas are on my radar. The blog world been under attack by perpetrators, haters, & kleptomaniacs. But not for long cuz Captain Miss Behavin' bout to start shooting phonies down. I hope you got a bulletproof vest on cuz it's hunting season.

Cracking Knuckles

2008-08-07T14:22:00.000-07:00

Damn! Started without me.

Miss Taken ain't about to cause no ruckkus without Miss Understood tag teaming up in this bitch.

I just wanted to introduce myself first, before I come up on here making a couple of y'all niggas lose sleep, worrying about if your blog is going to have a bullseye on it at any given moment.

I'm Miss. Understood and with me, my motto is, if you didn't do anything, then you don't have nothing to worry about.

But sense there's a bunch of infractions out here, a GANG of wigs are about to be pushed back and it's about damn time! I'm already smelling blood.

Strap up mutha fuckas, because the ride is gonna only get rougher.

Crunktastical: You aint no trend setter!

2008-08-07T14:00:00.000-07:00

If you log onto Crunk & Disorderly, you'll notice across the top the headline says:

" Stop jacking our slang, please!"

Baby, I don't know what you consider YOURS but everything you say w/the exception of a few things you've stolen RIGHT out from under the noses of your gay counterparts. You arent the only one in the world who says "I cant deal", "the kids", "miss honey", etc...

Girl you aint THAT original. So stop acting like you sent your lingo into the U.S. Patent office and you have a plaque on the wall. Cause you dont.

MEDIATAKEOUT: Wrong as hell!

2008-08-07T13:01:00.000-07:00

It should be to no surprise that MTO is spitting fake shit on their site AGAIN. The latest b.s. is that Lloyd and Teyana Taylor are having a "fake relationship." Ya'll are some stupid asses. Nobody EVERRRRRRR said that those two were dating. If you've ever seen Lloyd's ex's this child (and I do stress child) wouldnt even be in contention. Just because they took a pic together at his album release, they now have a fake relationship?

You are one story away from somebody Jenny Jones'in the shit outta you.

Interviews: What makes yours so "Exclusive"

2008-08-07T12:25:00.000-07:00

I understand what the definition of Exclusivity is but I was just on All Thats Fab and I went to their "Exclusive Interviews" section noticed 14 such interviews and of that 14 I would only count 2 or 3 in the category of exclusive. Exclusive to the site yes, but exclusive to the fact that you got the interview, no.

I mean in reference to everybody else, who wants to see/hear what THEY have to say? What are they doing right now thats so prolific that you would take a minute out of your party schedule to sit down with these people? When I think of exclusive interviews I mean Diddy, Russell Simmons, Obama, people like that. Not teeny bopper Tiffany Evans.

Oh and Necole, that interview with Bobby Valentino = WACK! Bobby is super lame and is glad to interview with anybody. My homegirl had an interview with him back in January and never put it on her site because she felt like nobody gave a shit, she was right.

I'm onto you miss thing.

Post Theif: Guess the Culprit

2008-08-07T11:49:00.000-07:00

Its been brought to my attention that a well known blogger is stealing someones posts. Let me just say, this time, its NOT the big bad MTO (I got something for your ass later), however the blog thats getting got is none other than The Goodie Bag. I went to this site today and I had nothing bad to say, as of yet. HOWEVER here are a few clues as to who's stealing her shit:

Clue #1 : The site consists of a persons name/blogging persona

Clue #2 : The sites owner is always blogging about someone being an attetion whore but, the owner is the biggest WHORE of attention, I've ever seen.

Clue #3: The sites owner created another site to help ~~steal other peoples stuff~~ bring the blogging community together.

Can you guess who this theif is?? You let me know and In a few, I'll let you know. Complete with details AND proof.

UPDATE: After a little research, I've just noticed that the post theif has JACKED another smaller blogger. It just happened within the last 40 minutes! And the blog she jacked from, I actually fuc*s with. When I get ready to reveal who they are, I'ma crack her face. Fu*kin theif.

First Up: Concreteloop.

2008-08-07T02:25:00.000-07:00

Let me just start off giving a brief into to the first blogger/blog that in the words of Khia "couldnt make my sandwhich!"

Baby, when you look like THIS after you've been fried, died and laid to the side, you have NO ROOM to say ANYTHING about how ANYBODY looks.

Whatever you paid that hairstylist/makeupartist/stylist, you need to get a refund SOONER than ASAP. You look like you've taken 3 pills and had several shots on the way there. "Maybe if i drink, I wont concentrate on how I look!"

And if this is what you look like on the DAILY with those snatched and painted eyebrows. Lol, if that waist belt is an indication as to where you WAIST actually is...my suggestion, dont wear those anymore. Just cuz its made in your size, doesnt mean you should wear it.

I'm Here! Get Ready

2008-08-07T01:36:00.000-07:00

SAY HELLO TO THE BAD GUY!!

Its me, Miss.Taken aka the Ultimate Blog/Blogger hater. You dont know me but I'm sure you will grow to love me. I decided to create this blog because there are certain blogs and bloggers that just dont have a clue. Whether is about fashion, lifestyle, gossip, trends or just LIFE in general. I'm about to give them one. So get ready because I dont bite my tounge.

If theres something on a blogsite you hate, send it in. I'll get it out there.

Sit back and enjoy the ride.