I Don't Have All Damn Day

Look, I'ma make this one short and sour. If your blog takes me thru page changes when I try to visit, then fuck that shit, nigga I won't be back.

You know those websites that fuck up your intent to browse by interupting your visit with a damn ad or some other shit that you're not interested in looking at while there.

Hats off to a nigga hustle to try to get some cash but give me a break.

Let it be known that my computer ain't the problem this is just real talk.

Young Black and Fabulous - the visit to your site should be a fabulous one, at least that's what the goal is so why the fuck when I click on your page, I can literally run around the block, come back, and my computer is still trying to load your page? Your site has V.D.

Once it loads, then the shadows come down and I need a fuckin flashlight to even view your content. That shit take a nigga thru too many changes, I don't have all day.

I stopped patronizing Cake and Ice Cream a few years back for the same reason.

If the navigation of your blog takes longer than 3 seconds for the meat to be seen then with all seriousness, fuck yo blog. Quit acting brand new and fix that shit.

Eminent Downfall.

This video is one of the main reasons I dont fuck with World Star Hip Hop. They just seem to make me depressed w/the amount of COONERY they have on their site on a daily basis. Granted some of it IS funny, WTF do you guys do? Search the net hours upon hours and find the most ignorant shit you can? And make the world happy that they still see African Americans as Porch Monkeys?! Ya'll should join teams with Bossip and MTO. 3 coon sites together in ignorant bliss!

I usually would have ranted a little more but I felt a little less ranty and a little more, "I dont get it"-ty...lol

oh and p.s to the reader who commented on the last post "K"...Necole and Sandra havent "made it" cuz theyre being railroaded on our site, we just dont like them as bloggers or PEOPLE for that matter. If we knew who YOU were, we probably wouldnt like you either. Thanks.

BFF's AT WAR

What do we have here? The two biggest crabs are fighting to get out the barrel. Necole "not Bitching bout nuttin" and Sandra Rose are in a feud over the Tiny scandal. I thought you were the best of friends? Sandra mad cuz Necole got the story first and Necole is like a deer in headlights. Will your scary ass call your crew to handle this shit too? My bad. You'll let your readers speak for you.

Sandra said "This type of foolishness is why some urban bloggers don’t get the respect that we deserve from the mainstream media. It’s always good to get hits to your blog. But I prefer to post subjects that bring quality hits to my site because my readers expect nothing less."

Ain't a damn thang quality about either site. They both post the same shit, commentary is boring and witless, and so much ass kissing you think you done fucked around and entered a celebrity fan site.

Both of you bitches dig a whole and bury yourself. Better yet, Necole get a fuckin clue. Lettin' the female version of Danny Glover own ya ass will seal ya fate as the Yung Berg of blogging. Sandra take 10 cent and buy a paper bag. I never wanna see your face in public again.

EYB Don't Do TWITTER

-Collective Sighs-

Sorry to ruin your fun, but Eff Yo Blog don't fucks with Twotter (whoever on their perpin' is a Twot) , TUB, or any of dat shat. Don't sleep, our eyes are always on the street and our email stay filled with tips on who said what, and how dat shit was said. Be careful what your ass wish for cuz your wish may get granted.

Carry on copycat. I know you wish you could be a part of this. But you made one big mistake; your clownin' game ain't on a 5th grade level, let alone EYB. Go get your practice then try again. Plus, ya dumb ass not reading. The people you going after are lovers of the site. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

READ A BOOK OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Not sure who Kitty is but she need to be on her grizzie going off on a these wise asses coming at her head!

Highlighter Head Aint On Nothing

Over-sized Oompa Loompa

Perez Hilton come up and get your award! Blogging is terrible and you are one of the main reasons. You kicked off your site by name jacking Paris Hilton, a known actress. That bullshit is so weak and unoriginal as fuck. Get famous off your own name and talent, not some shit you took from a female who famous off her daddy's name.

You stamping your name in pink or writing with your handy etch-a-sketch across every picture you find on Google does not make it yours exclusively! You get your shit like the rest of the bloggers. Stop acting like you plugged.

You are the most hated website in America. And its because you need to take down all them damn pictures of yourself all across the fucking site. You not a damn celebrity no matter how many Lewinsky's you give at VH1.

Has Anyone Found Waldo?

Stop wasting your time. Looking for us is like searching for Waldo. For the record, throwing out random names is gonna cause probs most of your scary asses aint prepared to deal with.

For all you little brown nosers trying to say slick shit hoping we'll involve you, stop wasting your time. Bullshit ain't bout nothing and thats exactly what you are to us. NOTHING. Get a damn backbone and laugh like you want to instead of fucking up your knees, kissing ass, working for the cookie you been promised. You big and bad, talking big shit, whatchu waiting for?! DO IT!!!!!

We're SO Scared!

I come online after hearing about all this bullshit going down over on Twitter and my first reaction was

First things first. I can give a fuck about Twitter, that shit is not my thing. It may be familiar to my comrades but I don't fuck with it. I am, however hearing all kinds of talk about somebody trying to dig around in order to find out who we are and I just have one question.

Just What The Fuck Are You Going To Do When You Find Out!?

You not gon do nuttin besides sit there and continue to blow steam out your nose like a pissed off bull. What you gon do!? Come FIND us?

Good luck with that.

We are Miss Taken, Miss Behavin and Miss Understood.

If you need or require more than that and you're itching to uncover our government names, then you're obviously wishing to make this something personal as opposed to good old fashioned online entertainment.

And trust me, that's not something you want to do.

So you felt the need to go blow for blow with us over the fact that my girls spoke the truth about you. That's fine, but what you campaigning for? What's the point of taking that shit on Twitter talking about we got too much time on our hands. Nigga, if you on twitter bringing this shit up then you the the one that got too much time on your hands!

You obviously wear your heart on your sleeve and that's unfortunate.

You, who profess to look down on blog beef.

Well guess what? You can keep sniffing around like a fuckin bloodhound if you want to but i'm just about to be real with you.

You seem to think that 2 of us are from the Urban Blogger - keep racking your brain over that uneducated guess. Remember though, there's a 3rd chick pimpin out the spot and i'm here to tell you, i'm not from Urban Blogger. It's not law for everybody to like you, so I could be anybody that you rubbed wrong.

You might want ta keep that in mind next time before you try to call out ya little punk ass goons to try dig up some dirt because you ain't doing nuttin but blowin smoke.

I never jumped on your back but you just made it real by coming at my team so

in a nut shell:

now what