Showing posts with label No sex in the champaine room. Show all posts
Showing posts with label No sex in the champaine room. Show all posts

Friday, August 15, 2008

Nucca Please: Blogxilla


I hope u didn't you were safe Xilla. LOL It was only a matter of time and ur time is up. The internet is a mufucka ain't it? It gives people the ability to think they're hot shit and got it going on, but I know better. U can write Cinderella stories until u (or ur balls) are blue in the face and I still wouldn't believe it. Cinderella my ass? More like the ugly step-sister b.k.a. the drunk fat bitch in the club who needed the 5 shots of patron to let you smash.

Manxilla? No man over twenty should be naming his dick. I got 5 on it that its a "kidzilla" if anything. I tell you what, since u got Cinderalla in your life, ask her fairy god mother to grant u a wish to the beauty parlor to get ur dreads tightened up before u make another picture or video. The fools takin ur advice gots to be virgin, pocket protector wearing nerdz whose never seen a part of the pussy. And never will taking advice from a scrub who writes all of his "sexual exploits" on the net.

I ain't trippin. To each its own. As a matter of fact. I got ya! Send me ur address to our inbox and I'll send you a lifetime suppy of vaseline and a couple of vouchers to my hairstylist. Don't say I ain't never did nothing nice for u! :-)