Showing posts with label Ur not camera ready. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ur not camera ready. Show all posts

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Fly Guy? Not On My Radar.


What I wanna know is who made you the expert on relationships? I mean really. You're over there spitting shit to people about what not to do, what to do to save a relationship blah blah blah. MY QUESTION IS, do you have anybody!? You're sitting here acting like you're the Dr. Phil of the blogging world. You and Blogxilla are just about on the same wavelength. I wouldn't pay you the time of DAY to school me on relationships and or how to keep a man.
My take on it is anybody that has THAT much information on relationships, etc and has nobody of their own to account for, GOT to be gay. I'm not so sure where you got the whole "fly guy" persona from but I've seen the slide show boo, you are the weakest link. You look hella regular to me.
Your bio states that you're a "highly sought after entertainment/lifestyle journalist", well guess what, Miss Taken is ALSO a published journalist for SEVERAL magazines, and I've never heard of you. If its that serious, you can google me, trust, it's there.
Lets not spit lies to the masses Dewayne.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Aren't We Feeling Ourselves Too Darn Much?



6 bloggers meeting at McDonald's do not constitute a reality show. This shit was wack. The most interesting fact was finding out Gyant from SOHH is a Waymon and wears muscle shirts. Muscle shirts are out of season, and he of all people should know that. And he was a such a camera whore...but I guess he needs to be seeing that nobody actually reads his blog. I've never even seen the shit.

And this dummy, Nigel, sitting there in his blue blocker glasses trying to hide from the camera. He knew what it was before he pulled up next to the golden arches, so why get shy now. I'll give Lowkey a break because I've never heard of him, but I'll research him for a later date.

Xilla, didn't I tell you about that hair of yours! Now people can see why I had to heat that ass.

Necole, as always, was tossing her peroxide dyed, bogus lacefront. I'm glad she covered it with a baseball cap. The side were probably rolling up. And a YBF correspondent? Maybe it's because Natasha don't fuck with none of them. Like she's hot. There is nothing Young, or Fabulous about her ass either.

To sum it all up, the video consisted of 5 bloggers hating on 1 blogger because he got to kick it with So So Def while they were waiting in line outside to get in. Hi Haters! This video is a waste of server space. And speaking of originality in an earlier post, word is a blogger reality show wasn't NONE of their idea to begin with. The Urban Blogger idea jacking strikes again! Post info on that bitch at your own risk!

Friday, August 15, 2008

Nucca Please: Blogxilla


I hope u didn't you were safe Xilla. LOL It was only a matter of time and ur time is up. The internet is a mufucka ain't it? It gives people the ability to think they're hot shit and got it going on, but I know better. U can write Cinderella stories until u (or ur balls) are blue in the face and I still wouldn't believe it. Cinderella my ass? More like the ugly step-sister b.k.a. the drunk fat bitch in the club who needed the 5 shots of patron to let you smash.

Manxilla? No man over twenty should be naming his dick. I got 5 on it that its a "kidzilla" if anything. I tell you what, since u got Cinderalla in your life, ask her fairy god mother to grant u a wish to the beauty parlor to get ur dreads tightened up before u make another picture or video. The fools takin ur advice gots to be virgin, pocket protector wearing nerdz whose never seen a part of the pussy. And never will taking advice from a scrub who writes all of his "sexual exploits" on the net.

I ain't trippin. To each its own. As a matter of fact. I got ya! Send me ur address to our inbox and I'll send you a lifetime suppy of vaseline and a couple of vouchers to my hairstylist. Don't say I ain't never did nothing nice for u! :-)